In our monthly “Dear John” post, our lovable, curmudgeonly John McBride, Director of Fleet & Facilities, answers your burning questions.
What’s your idea of a perfect date night?
I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION.
What did you and your wife do for Valentine’s Day? Any favorite Valentine’s date memories?
OH CRAP! WHEN WAS VALENTINE’S DAY???
What did you do for Mardi Gras and what has been your most memorable one?
THIS YEAR I WAS WITH THE FAMILY SKIING AND HANGING AT SUGARLOAF USA. THEY HAD FIREWORKS – I HAD RUM – AND WE ALL HAD A GREAT TIME. I SPENT A NIGHT IN JAIL IN NEW ORLEANS AT MARDI GRAS 1980 – CAN’T SHARE THE DETAILS BUT I HAD A REALLY GREAT TIME THERE AS WELL…
What’s your favorite party town?
I’VE GOT GREAT MEMORIES FROM KEY WEST, FLORIDA (CAN’T SHARE THOSE EITHER) BUT I CURRENTLY LOVE PORTLAND, MAINE WHEN I’M IN THE MOOD TO CELEBRATE.
Have you ever gotten a man-manicure or pedicure? Be honest.
IF YOU’VE EVER SEEN MY HANDS OR FEET THE ANSWER WOULD BE FRIGGIN OBVIOUS…
What brand of deodorant do you use?
WOULD CAP’N JOHN BE CAUGHT DEAD WEARING ANYTHING BUT “OLD SPICE” – I THINK NOT.
What’s so great about those no-deodorant days?
IT ALLOWS ONE TO REVEL IN THE FULL PHYSICALITY OF DIFFICULT HUMAN ENDEAVORS.