Dear John, what do you think of the fact that HIOBS is celebrating 50 years?
– George from Michigan
ABSOLUTELY FRIGGIN FANTASTIC AND I’M PROUD TO HAVE BEEN A PART OF THE LAST 19. AND UNLIKE WHEN I TURNED 50, THERE IS NO DEALING WITH COLONOSCOPIES, HAIR LOSS, OR, UMM…, I FORGET THE OTHER THING.
What are you doing to prepare for the 50th anniversary celebration and what will your role be the weekend of the celebration?
– Robin from Maine
I’VE BEEN MOWING WEEDS ON HURRICANE ISLAND, SETTING A MOORING STRING FOR SMALL BOATS AT HURRICANE, UNLOADING LOTS OF WATER, FOOD & SUPPLIES, AND HELPING TO PLAN ALL OF THE BOAT RUNS AND PARTY DETAILS. I WILL BE STEAMIN THE BUGS AT THE LOBSTER BAKE.
What’s your favorite color?
– “Obsessed with John” from Rhode Island
I LIKE BLACK & WHITE AND ANY COLOR THAT CAN BE MADE BY MIXING THE TWO.
How about your favorite dance move?
– “Still Obsessed with John” from Rhode Island
THE SCHWING – DO NOT ASK FOR DETAILS
And your favorite pair of jeans?
– “Still, still Obsessed with John” from Rhode Island
GOT A PAIR OF 4-YEAR-OLD DICKIES THAT ARE SPLATTERED WITH EPOXY, MOTOR OIL, WHITE PRIMER, BOTTOM PAINT AND SOME BLEACH STAINS BUT DANG DON’T THEY FIT SOME NICE.